Dream - Dec 28, 2011
In my dream last night, Justin Bieber was meant to do a show at my college or something. We were in a small auditorium with about 5-10 people in the audience. I was on stage with Justin Bieber. We were sitting on chairs, he was turned away from the audience and I was facing the audience but mostly watching him. He was doing all sorts of “dreamy” and swoon causing movements and expressions. I looked at him and said in a joking voice “You are adorable.” But he didn’t like that so I started saying that I didn’t mean it condescendingly, that I was just teasing. But he still seemed upset.
Then Justin Bieber had us all line up and he gave us a piece if candy each time we went through. One of those times though he gave us hallucinogenic mushrooms covered in candy. I ate one and then I said “He Justin Bieber, how strong are these mushrooms?” And Justin Bieber didn’t know and seemed annoyed at me. And I thought it was funny that I always called him by his full name. And I started telling two guys next to me that I should figure out how strong those mushrooms were because I was planning on getting drunk and high, and if they were strong then that would be intense. And I laughed a little about this and the two guys (maybe security for Justin Bieber) look disgusted and are laughing to seem polite. And then I began wondering if I was acting like an asshole.
